Thu 10 Apr 2008
Submitted by YOUR NEW REALITY
Hey, some cool guy in sunglasses is having a loose weekend with a naked woman. He told his wife he was going fly-fishing!
Oh wait…
Can’t an older man in a stressful job like Vice President of the United States, with half an android in his chest keeping him alive, get away for the weekend and hang out with naked chicks without it getting into the tabloids?
Oh, wait…
The ‘Dick With Sunglasses’ photo comes from a snazzy White House photo essay of Cheney wearing cowboy hats, riding horses, standing in streams liberating fish and being generally outdoors-ish. Cheney is clearly preparing for a new post-White House career as a seniors male model.
Perhaps that’s what this White House official Cheney spread simply titled ‘The Outdoors’ actually is. It’s Cheney’s seniors modeling portfolio. He’s putting the word out, he’s available from January 2008. He’s versatile. He can do hunting wear, casual wear, golf wear and wealthy war profiteering executive wear.
And if the pay is good, he can lose most of the sneer. He can even smile. Kind of.
What other explanation can there be for all this on the official White House website?
Dick Cheney proves that horses will tolerate the smell of burning sulphur if there’s enough sugar cubes in it for them
Dick Cheney gets away from it all - ‘all’ being the tanking American economy, tens of thousands of Americans losing their homes, the near worthless US dollar, national debt heading towards $10 trillion and the endless toll of human destruction of the Iraq War
Dick Cheney smirks as he contemplates the deaths of thousands of Iranian civilians in the next stage of the ‘War on Terror’
These people are insane. Does the White House really believe that any American will see these photos and think ‘Well, that’s nice. I’ve got my problems, but it’s always comforting to see Dick Cheney’s having a relaxing weekend off.’
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