Bet the ranch and I don’t need Katie Couric or Brian Williams or Larry King to announce it first on their shows. Sorry gentlemen and lady Katie but All American Blog needs to get this off of our chinny chin chest. On October 26, 2006, please send Hillary a birthday card and inscribe it, “Happy 59th Hillary, Love the readers of All American Blog.” Simple math will tell us that Hillary will be 61 years old  at the time of the election in 2008. Hillary, being the calculating and highly intelligent woman that she is knows that the George Bush presidency is in deep goo ga and it probably won’t get much better between now and election time. North Korea, Iran, Iraq, Venezuela, Afghanistan, the odds are too good that something else will blow up in the Republican’s face.

Now, Hillary has a decision to make. She will sit it one room in her home in Chappaqua, New York and the former president will sit it another room and they’ll make the decision. The conversation will go something like this.

Former President Clinton: Honey, are you going to run?

Hillary:  Don’t call me honey you philandering SOB

Former President: Aww shucks, you still mad at me.

Hillary: Absolutely

Former President: Hill, you’re gonna run?

Hillary: Thinking about it.

Former President: Hill, you know the dems have a good shot this time. And you’re not going to beat an incumbent in 2012. Hill, you’ll be 69 next time in 2016. Awe shucks, you know all the questions that came up about Reagan in 2004 about his age. Awe, shucks, I like that house Hill, A lot of room if you know what I mean.

Hillary: You know, you do have a point 69 in 2016. They won’t vote me in at that age. And I would love it. I could give that healthcare initiative one more shot

Former President: And you know your competition. Giuliani, what’s that lisp? And McCain, geez, Bush showed us how to beat him. Hillary I really think you’re gonna win:

Hillary: I’ll run. One condition. I don’t want that handbag chick anywhere near the Whitehouse this time. You know, the one with the big butt.

Former President: Ah, Monica? Awe shucks Hill, you know I can’t be with her anymore.

And so  you heard it here first. Hillary will run in 2008 because the risk of not running and waiting until 2016 is too great for an ago-driven ideologue who wants to push her liberal agenda on America. It would be a long time before I pull the lever for that woman.

Where is Senator Biden when you need him?  Please Senator Biden, please run ?

 

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